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Cristian Zaloj - Game Programmer

Discussion in 'Meet the Devs' started by Cristian Zaloj, Aug 8, 2014.

  1. Cristian Zaloj

    Cristian Zaloj Game Programmer

    • Dev Member
    Hey everybody,

    I'm Cristian Zaloj, one of the new programmers here at SoA. There isn't that much interesting about me except for the fact that I eat code for breakfast (C#), lunch (C++), dinner (Java), and desert (Python). Feel free to talk about anything with me unless it has to do with rod-like objects and my @$5 - I don't roll that way. I also accept $10 donations to help with my Mountain Dew addiction.
    Cristian Zaloj, Aug 8, 2014
    Last edited by Cristian Zaloj; at Aug 8, 2014
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  2. tetryds

    tetryds cus tet, that's it

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    I'm trying to figure out which kind of mentall illness you have.
    But aparently you are just a nice guy.
    I'm afraid.

    So, hello!
    I was about to say welcome but it wouldn't make much sense.
    tetryds, Aug 8, 2014
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  3. Cristian Zaloj

    Cristian Zaloj Game Programmer

    • Dev Member


    Yeah, don't be worried, I'm a typical average guy. I'm very optimistic and on the humorous side (I also remember you on the Twitch streams). So... hey back.
  4. tetryds

    tetryds cus tet, that's it

    • Member
    Ok, now shit got serious.
  5. Cristian Zaloj

    Cristian Zaloj Game Programmer

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  6. Cristian Zaloj

    Cristian Zaloj Game Programmer

    • Dev Member
    ^ I wonder if people still care about plagiarising images on the internet anymore
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  7. tetryds

    tetryds cus tet, that's it

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    Nah, instead of you are a big company or something like that and use it to earn money.

    Wait, you even thought about it?
    lol.
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  8. PsychoticLeprechaun

    PsychoticLeprechaun Designer & Web Developer

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    It's not plagiarising as long as it is embedded with a link! The site provides a proxy link (right click, open in new tab) to where it is embedded from. Though yeah, not like anyone would really care anyway.
    PsychoticLeprechaun, Aug 8, 2014
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  9. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

    • Tester
    Ha. Ha. Ha. Fun is obligatory. Ha. Ha. Ha. All hail the great Ben. Ha. Ha. Ha.
  10. Gingy

    Gingy Back Into Space

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    I am so super cerially offended by teh fact dat u used an imgae taht wasn't' urs!

    [Because you couldn't have known, a good way to determine whether or not I'm serious is whether or not I sound like a mentally challenged, prepubescent and overlysensitive fangirl.]

    Seriously though, welcome to the nut house that is the SOA community!
  11. Cristian Zaloj

    Cristian Zaloj Game Programmer

    • Dev Member


    Thanks. After you finish that glass of Satan Juice, may I treat you to something more hellish. Perhaps I can enchant you with a bottle of Squeezed Imp Testes fermented in a Broth of Tormented Agonies. If not, I will certainly tickle your tongue with a shot a of Thousand Death Throes of Spontaneously Combusted Ghouls (side effects may include light-headedness, dizziness, and simultaneous rupturing of all internal organs).
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  12. tetryds

    tetryds cus tet, that's it

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    I guess that SATAN JUICE is fine.
  13. Whoisthatkidd

    Whoisthatkidd Balanced Balancer

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    This guy, the world needs more people like him... nuff' said
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  14. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

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    Satan Juice, eh?

    Is there a diet version
  15. Danarkivus-2

    Danarkivus-2 Back Into Space

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    I WANT ONE TOOOO!!!!!!!!!
  16. Cristian Zaloj

    Cristian Zaloj Game Programmer

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    ROFL, I think Satan Juice will now have to be included in the game.
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  17. Danarkivus-2

    Danarkivus-2 Back Into Space

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    its not real? noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to live any more.
  18. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

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    Should be a rare drop. I want to say "I KEELED A MEN SO I CUUD TAEK HIS DEELEESHUS SAYTUN JOOCE HA HA WAUGH"
  19. tetryds

    tetryds cus tet, that's it

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    Hell yes!
  20. Danarkivus-2

    Danarkivus-2 Back Into Space

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    add it add it add it ADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SATAN JUICE NOW.
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