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If life gives you...

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Heartless, Mar 12, 2014.

  1. Heartless

    Heartless Heartless Forum Poster

    • Member
    This is how you play:
    The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

    EXAMPLE:
    #1 - If life gives you lemons
    #2 - Make lemonade.
    If life breaks your computer...
    #3 - Sue life.
    If life destroys your car...

    Rules -
    1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
    2) No spam.
    3) Nothing inappropriate.

    I'll start:

    If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
  2. PsychoticLeprechaun

    PsychoticLeprechaun Designer & Web Developer

    • Dev Member
    Have them fight to the death, and choose the victor.

    If life breaks your leg...
  3. Whoisthatkidd

    Whoisthatkidd Balanced Balancer

    • Member
    Then I'll be forced to browse this forum forever.

    If life gives you sad feels...
  4. Heartless

    Heartless Heartless Forum Poster

    • Member
    You take drugs to overcome those sad feelings.

    If life gives you a hard time...
  5. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

    • Tester
    Add fabric softener.

    If the world is warping around a friend of yours...
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  6. PsychoticLeprechaun

    PsychoticLeprechaun Designer & Web Developer

    • Dev Member
    then start pushing the boundaries of theoretical physics, because that stuff ain't supposed to happen!

    If life gives you SoA...
  7. Tikon

    Tikon Sexy Pizza Eating Dwarf (*^3^)/~☆

    • Member
    be glad life didn't murder both your parents in a dark alley when you were a kid --Batman

    If life gives you an STI
  8. MikeBender1972

    MikeBender1972 Crash Landed

    • Member
    then jump with joy and drive it like you stole it!

    If life gives you an awesome gaming computer...
  9. Heartless

    Heartless Heartless Forum Poster

    • Member
    Use it to hack Pentagon, cuz why not?

    If life make the doctor from Surgeon Sim remove your kidneys...
  10. joppiesaus

    joppiesaus Infamous Space-Octopus

    • Member
    Then you will be disabled.

    If live gives you the oppertunity to fly...
  11. Tikon

    Tikon Sexy Pizza Eating Dwarf (*^3^)/~☆

    • Member
    You might want to rethink what an STI is.... (continue game from last post)
  12. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

    • Tester
    Then start wearing spandex and punch criminals in the face!

    If you're feeling sad and lonely...
  13. scarere

    scarere <Battle Scarred Jesus>

    • Member
    then become part of a reality tv show so that you can cry in a Mercedes

    If life slaps you in the face...
  14. MikeBender1972

    MikeBender1972 Crash Landed

    • Member
    I was thinking of the Subaru Impreza WRX STI... I guess I wasn't thinking the same thing! XD
  15. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

    • Tester
    Slap life back.

    If life gives you cupcakes...
  16. Tiger

    Tiger Crash Landed

    • Member
    throw them away because they are gluten-free.

    If life gives you alot of money...
  17. Heartless

    Heartless Heartless Forum Poster

    • Member
    Buy Aperture Science then invent the combustion lemon.

    If life gives Apple...
  18. Tikon

    Tikon Sexy Pizza Eating Dwarf (*^3^)/~☆

    • Member
    Be sad someone took a bite out of it.

    When life breaks your leg...
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  19. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

    • Tester
    Break life.

    When you're typing SoA posts during Business Studies...
  20. PsychoticLeprechaun

    PsychoticLeprechaun Designer & Web Developer

    • Dev Member
    don't worry, Business Studies is easy!

    When life makes going en suite at Uni expensive...

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