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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Heartless, Mar 12, 2014.
If life gives you all of the answers to existential questions ..
make a book and sell it.
if life gives you the ablity to find any thing.
Search for aliens
If life gives you nothing
Question the fabric of reality and the meaning of life in comparison to grandeur of an infinite cosmos.
If life gives you SoA 0.20...
Stop playing forum games and play SoA!
If life gives you a universal undo button that can manipulate even the physical world....
If life gives you a Pumpkin Spice Latte...
if life gives you an internet that is 5000 times better than the best in the world.
If life gives you an exceptionally high intelligence
Do as done in Algernon
If life gives you silly words like "limons"
You tame the limons. (Lions, lemons? Limons?)
If life gives you a poke in the sternum...
kicks life ass
if life gives you a submarine.
Paint it yellow!
If life gives you infinite knowledge...
use it to cheat on most video games.
if life gives you m&m's
throw them at people.
if life gives you a ww 2 air plane.
Try and shoot down modern jets.
If life gives you a plastic cup...
put acid in it
if life gives you acid.
Throw it onto a pile of sticks.
If life gives you the color blue...
Use it to make your giant war airship invisible by camouflaging with the sky!
If life gives you horrible reboots of classic films and video games...
make more duh
if life gives you an awesome new name,
start a new life using your awesome new name and become famous
If life gives you a red shirt...