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Make a wish, and have it totally ruined...

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Arpak, Feb 19, 2014.

  1. Arpak

    Arpak Moderator - Former CM

    • Moderator
    In this game you will take the wish of the person above you and completely destroy it, and then make a wish yourself.

    EG:
    "I wish for a pony"
    "Granted, but the pony has mesothelioma"

    Ill start,

    I wish for a new motherboard
  2. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

    • Tester
    Granted, but it was from the '90s and only supports 512 Mb of RAM.

    I wish for a box. It's about the size of a cigarette case, thus fitting into the average pocket. It will never be stolen, lost, in any way destroyed in a way that means I can no longer use it, or draw undue attention. When I open the box, it will contain money in the exact amount, currency, and form that I desire, be it cash, precious metal, or plastic. In the case of plastic, the card will be for a valid, legal debit account of whichever bank I desire that contains exactly how much money is needed, and will close after the card is used. No questions will ever be raised about the account or how I am accessing the money. In the case of precious metal, it will be whichever precious metal I desire and in whichever quantity I desire. Again, no questions will be raised about the box.
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  3. Benjamin

    Benjamin Lead Developer

    • Dev Leader
    Granted, but the box is made of the most dense matter on earth. You do not have the strength to open it or pick it up.

    I wish for world peace!
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  4. PsychoticLeprechaun

    PsychoticLeprechaun Designer & Web Developer

    • Dev Member
    America exists, ;P

    I wish for a French baguette, baked fresh, no filling, ordinary mass and no one else may approach it - it is also clean and in my hands!
  5. Asimov

    Asimov Festina lente. [#32]

    • Member
    When you feel a tap on your shoulder and a 7' tall rat with 18" yellow fangs says "excuse me, I believe you have my baguette."
  6. Arpak

    Arpak Moderator - Former CM

    • Moderator
    You didn't make a wish! Ill do it for you...

    I wish for money.
  7. scarere

    scarere <Battle Scarred Jesus>

    • Member
    granted but you get 10 cents

    I wish to be happy for the rest of my life, and to live until I am 100 years old, and again, still be happy throughout my whole life no matter what
  8. Kol

    Kol Plays like a sandwich!

    • Member
    Granted. You'll be the happiest coma patient in the whole wide world!

    I wish for a new mouse for my computer.
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  9. RalphKastro

    RalphKastro Zee Captein

    • Member
    Granted, but it will be imcompatible with any equipment you find

    I wish for a wish
  10. Tikon

    Tikon Sexy Pizza Eating Dwarf (*^3^)/~☆

    • Member
    Wish granted, you did not specify the inteded purpose of said wish so i shall choose for you, you are now a humble potato!

    I wish for the right answer
  11. Asimov

    Asimov Festina lente. [#32]

    • Member
    The answer is: 42.

    The question, however....

    I wish SoA was finished. Hah!
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  12. Charles2531

    Charles2531 Organic Supercomputer

    • Member
    Alright, SoA is finished. But it was bought out by EA. Need I say more?

    My wish is that this wish shall be ruined. Let's see you guys deal with a paradox.
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  13. Tikon

    Tikon Sexy Pizza Eating Dwarf (*^3^)/~☆

    • Member
    Wish denied :p

    I wish for a double paradox that includes a bannana and a tulip
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  14. Arpak

    Arpak Moderator - Former CM

    • Moderator
    Granted, but it has 1 n in banana

    I wish for a tree that looks like a turtle
  15. Tikon

    Tikon Sexy Pizza Eating Dwarf (*^3^)/~☆

    • Member
    Wish granted, sued by Dr. Suess

    I wish continuinity errors
  16. Arpak

    Arpak Moderator - Former CM

    • Moderator
    Granted, but the wish is ungranted 10 episodes later

    I wish for cheaper PC parts.
  17. Arctic

    Arctic Giant Robot Advocate

    • Tester
    Granted, but they're crap and won't run Minesweeper.

    I wish for an plain aluminium box weighing 50 grams as defined by the International Standards Committee of 2006 AD/CE. It's about the size of a cigarette case, thus fitting into the average pocket. It will never be stolen, lost, in any way destroyed in a way that means I can no longer use it, or draw undue attention. When I open the box, it will contain money in the exact amount, currency, and form that I desire, be it cash, precious metal, or plastic. In the case of plastic, the card will be for a valid, legal debit account of whichever bank I desire that contains exactly how much money is needed, and will close after the card is used. No questions will ever be raised about the account or how I am accessing the money. In the case of precious metal, it will be whichever precious metal I desire and in whichever quantity I desire. Again, no questions will be raised about the box. For the rest of my natural life, that is not shortened or extended, I will have the ability to open and access this box and use its contents, which will not fade or disappear or otherwise prevent me from using them in trade for other items. Once again, no questions will be raised about the box.
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  18. PsychoticLeprechaun

    PsychoticLeprechaun Designer & Web Developer

    • Dev Member
    Granted, but you are confined to live on a planet where currency, of any sort, has no meaning.

    I wish for a brains to pass my exams without having to revise.
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  19. 10d22

    10d22 Designer

    • Dev Member
    Granted, but you will always live with unbearable guilt

    I wish for my own paradise!
  20. Causeless

    Causeless narcissistic, machiavellian and sadistic

    • Moderator
    Granted, but you have no way to get there.

    I wish I never posted in this thread.

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